Audrey xo

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Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:17:28 +0100

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Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:04:38 +0000

wishin', hopin' and prayin'...

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 01:25:54 +0000

kiki has deleted her blog and im gutted i can’t find/get her new url. if anyone knows it or if you see this kiki please message me.!xo

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Wed, 23 Feb 2011 02:45:22 +0000

"..You should date an illiterate girl..."

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 01:45:35 +0000

justlikethelivingdeadxo:

Not even going to explain.

Just read this (especially if you are female and you happen to read books)

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/

ld Date An Illiterate Girl

JAN. 19, 2011

By CHARLES WARNKE

Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up lines and laugh inwardly. Take her outside when the night overstays its welcome. Ignore the palpable weight of fatigue. Kiss her in the rain under the weak glow of a streetlamp because you’ve seen it in film. Remark at its lack of significance. Take her to your apartment. Dispatch with making love. Fuck her.

Let the anxious contract you’ve unwittingly written evolve slowly and uncomfortably into a relationship. Find shared interests and common ground like sushi, and folk music. Build an impenetrable bastion upon that ground. Make it sacred. Retreat into it every time the air gets stale, or the evenings get long. Talk about nothing of significance. Do little thinking. Let the months pass unnoticed. Ask her to move in. Let her decorate. Get into fights about inconsequential things like how the fucking shower curtain needs to be closed so that it doesn’t fucking collect mold. Let a year pass unnoticed. Begin to notice.

Figure that you should probably get married because you will have wasted a lot of time otherwise. Take her to dinner on the forty-fifth floor at a restaurant far beyond your means. Make sure there is a beautiful view of the city. Sheepishly ask a waiter to bring her a glass of champagne with a modest ring in it. When she notices, propose to her with all of the enthusiasm and sincerity you can muster. Do not be overly concerned if you feel your heart leap through a pane of sheet glass. For that matter, do not be overly concerned if you cannot feel it at all. If there is applause, let it stagnate. If she cries, smile as if you’ve never been happier. If she doesn’t, smile all the same.

Let the years pass unnoticed. Get a career, not a job. Buy a house. Have two striking children. Try to raise them well. Fail, frequently. Lapse into a bored indifference. Lapse into an indifferent sadness. Have a mid-life crisis. Grow old. Wonder at your lack of achievement. Feel sometimes contented, but mostly vacant and ethereal. Feel, during walks, as if you might never return, or as if you might blow away on the wind. Contract a terminal illness. Die, but only after you observe that the girl who didn’t read never made your heart oscillate with any significant passion, that no one will write the story of your lives, and that she will die, too, with only a mild and tempered regret that nothing ever came of her capacity to love.

ahh, i went on a mini asos spree on wednesday night and i spent...

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:00:43 +0000

ahh, i went on a mini asos spree on wednesday night and i spent enough to get next day delivery. YAY. it all arrived today, and i dislike pretty much all of it.

i’ve had my heart set on the black dress with the cream peterpan collar and put it in my basket yonks ago, but i sadly waited more than an hour and it was sold out in my size.! i’ve been waiting for it to come back in and it hasn’t so i just ordered it in petite as it says it’s just a few inches shorter. unfortunately it seems that to make it a few inches shorter they have taken material from the neck to bust section and the clinched in bit that goes under your boobs ends up right in the middle of mine.! nightmare.

so that’s definitely going back. i’ve just been on the site and they have black and cream- not in use listed. so i’ve ordered it anyway, hoping that they might possibly have one knocking around somewhere.

next i ordered the parachute dress. well, it’s like a parachute. awful. going back.!

this rust coloured one i thought would be lovely but the colour does nothing for me so i’m not going to keep it.

and finally i ordered a camel and black peterpan collar dress. it’s a bit big as i ordered it in a 14 to compare with the 12, but i don’t want to send it back and risk not being able to get it in a 12 because it’s in the sale now. hopefully my mom can tweek it a bit if need be but i think i should look fine with a skinny brown belt. = )

i really hope they have the black and cream in my size. it’s been so popular that they’d be silly not to restock it.!xo

uh-mazing.!

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:59:51 +0000

uh-mazing.!

This year JULY has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!!

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:03:25 +0000

itsahopeforallthehopeless:

gimme my mulaaaa~

acrylicana: travelthisworld: Blackpool Bridge, Holmfirth, West...

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 20:19:33 +0000

acrylicana:

travelthisworld:

Blackpool Bridge, Holmfirth, West Yorkshire, England by Gary Stevenson

micasaessucasa: casa areia | style-files.com

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 20:18:01 +0000

micasaessucasa:

casa areia | style-files.com

theworldwelivein: Cascade Mountains, Oregon, USA© Chuck &...

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 20:17:51 +0000

theworldwelivein:

Cascade Mountains, Oregon, USA
© Chuck & Pat Harkins

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Thu, 06 Jan 2011 20:17:34 +0000

blergh. didn’t end up going to manchester today. ended up having an awful argument instead =...

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 21:21:27 +0000

blergh. didn’t end up going to manchester today. ended up having an awful argument instead = (

but it’s all sorted now and we’re going out for dinner to our favourite restaurant. if he’s ready in time. otherwise we’ll have to get it as takeout. and my king prawns will go soggy. boohoo.

i love my boy.

Hopefully going shopping to manchester with the boy tomorrow. He hates shopping. Wah.! But I want...

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 01:29:20 +0000

Hopefully going shopping to manchester with the boy tomorrow. He hates shopping. Wah.! But I want new stuff. And I want lush food like GBK chicken satay burger and yo sushi. Possibly wagamamas as the boy’s not a fan of sushi. Or hardrock cafe. Can’t eat burgers for lunch and dinner though. Boo. And GBK is definitely a must. We might even get to go visit Rach, Robin and little baby Matilda. This could close the deal on the Manx trip .! I’m going to try this bribe right now. Haha xo

ps.

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 00:14:11 +0000

did anyone (in the uk) used to watch that programme ‘how to’ and it was just so ridiculous and funny. but amazing at the same time. ahh. really. such. a. lamer.

how to?

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 00:13:07 +0000

can someone tell me how to do like a step in type thing when i reblog.

like this

kjfgd

rhg

type thing. but when i see other peoples it comes up with a grey | like this before the step ins. or peoples names.? i duno. ha. such a lamer.

but if someone could tell me i’d be eternally greatful

pinkrosesandthegraveyard: Need these! Someone tell me where...

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 00:10:31 +0000

pinkrosesandthegraveyard:

Need these! Someone tell me where they’re from!

yes.! these are amazing.!xo

papercutsxo: rotting: (via koki-shin, -aishiteru-) i like...

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 00:09:48 +0000

papercutsxo:

rotting:

(via koki-shin, -aishiteru-)

i like stuff like this.xo

just had some bad news about a friend. well, not really my friend but my boyfriends...

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 23:59:34 +0000

just had some bad news about a friend.

well, not really my friend but my boyfriends friend.

it’s pretty shitty and i hope things turn around quickly for her and everything’s going to be okay. she’s such a lovely person. = (

xhellixx: thedame: alanajoy: You really have to watch...

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 00:48:12 +0000

xhellixx:

thedame:

alanajoy:

You really have to watch this.

I’ve been off Facebook since June 6th.

Want to know why I left in the first place? Tune in to CNBC on January 6th @ 9pm and watch The Facebook Obsession.

I love this. Like really do. These are all reasons i left facebook for a while… only i broke and re-activated.. whuuut like a robot?!
I just got sick of every man and his dog asking why i wasn’t on there and to sort it out and all this they think im insane for deleting it. And now im back..where are they now!

Makes you think huh